comty/packages/app/config/excuses.json

[
  "The code elves are on strike.",
  "Our hamster-powered server needs a snack.",
  "404: Excuse not found.",
  "It worked on my machine!",
  "The internet gnomes are at it again.",
  "A wizard did it.",
  "We ran out of coffee.",
  "The app tripped over a semicolon.",
  "Gremlins in the wires.",
  "Someone forgot to feed the bugs.",
  "The cloud is feeling moody.",
  "Our AI is taking a nap.",
  "The server went out for pizza.",
  "Cosmic rays flipped a bit.",
  "The code is allergic to Mondays.",
  "The database is on vacation.",
  "The error is a feature, not a bug.",
  "The app is playing hide and seek.",
  "Our code monkey is on a banana break.",
  "The server is stuck in traffic.",
  "The app is updating its status.",
  "The error is shy, please try again.",
  "The code is practicing social distancing.",
  "The server is meditating.",
  "The app is on a coffee break.",
  "The error is lost in translation.",
  "The code is feeling existential.",
  "The server is chasing butterflies.",
  "The app is stuck in a time loop.",
  "The error is on vacation.",
  "The code is having an identity crisis.",
  "The server is out to lunch.",
  "The app is waiting for a sign.",
  "The error is hiding from QA.",
  "The code is stuck in traffic.",
  "The server is updating its horoscope.",
  "The app is busy counting sheep.",
  "The error is on a coffee run.",
  "The code is taking a power nap.",
  "The server is playing hide and seek.",
  "The app is lost in thought.",
  "The error is practicing yoga.",
  "The code is on a coffee detox.",
  "The server is binge-watching cat videos.",
  "The app is updating its playlist.",
  "The error is out of office.",
  "The code is on a lunch break.",
  "The server is dreaming in binary.",
  "The app is waiting for inspiration.",
  "The error is writing its memoirs."
]