diff --git a/packages/app/config/excuses.json b/packages/app/config/excuses.json
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+++ b/packages/app/config/excuses.json
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+[
+  "The code elves are on strike.",
+  "Our hamster-powered server needs a snack.",
+  "404: Excuse not found.",
+  "It worked on my machine!",
+  "The internet gnomes are at it again.",
+  "A wizard did it.",
+  "We ran out of coffee.",
+  "The app tripped over a semicolon.",
+  "Gremlins in the wires.",
+  "Someone forgot to feed the bugs.",
+  "The cloud is feeling moody.",
+  "Our AI is taking a nap.",
+  "The server went out for pizza.",
+  "Cosmic rays flipped a bit.",
+  "The code is allergic to Mondays.",
+  "The database is on vacation.",
+  "The error is a feature, not a bug.",
+  "The app is playing hide and seek.",
+  "Our code monkey is on a banana break.",
+  "The server is stuck in traffic.",
+  "The app is updating its status.",
+  "The error is shy, please try again.",
+  "The code is practicing social distancing.",
+  "The server is meditating.",
+  "The app is on a coffee break.",
+  "The error is lost in translation.",
+  "The code is feeling existential.",
+  "The server is chasing butterflies.",
+  "The app is stuck in a time loop.",
+  "The error is on vacation.",
+  "The code is having an identity crisis.",
+  "The server is out to lunch.",
+  "The app is waiting for a sign.",
+  "The error is hiding from QA.",
+  "The code is stuck in traffic.",
+  "The server is updating its horoscope.",
+  "The app is busy counting sheep.",
+  "The error is on a coffee run.",
+  "The code is taking a power nap.",
+  "The server is playing hide and seek.",
+  "The app is lost in thought.",
+  "The error is practicing yoga.",
+  "The code is on a coffee detox.",
+  "The server is binge-watching cat videos.",
+  "The app is updating its playlist.",
+  "The error is out of office.",
+  "The code is on a lunch break.",
+  "The server is dreaming in binary.",
+  "The app is waiting for inspiration.",
+  "The error is writing its memoirs."
+]
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diff --git a/packages/app/config/randomErrorImages.json b/packages/app/config/randomErrorImages.json
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+++ b/packages/app/config/randomErrorImages.json
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+[
+	"https://randomfox.ca/images/121.jpg",
+	"https://storage.ragestudio.net/comty-cdn/627d4b628cf4b82edd0864ff/b8147f7038c1dd698746f3d45d6812ffdd3d3836c5edb121518d301aa88f4cee",
+	"https://storage.ragestudio.net/comty-cdn/627d4b628cf4b82edd0864ff/cdcf52344f121f097ac3d363cd9ccc7169b2b7b419a914bd74786940f357bc3a",
+	"https://storage.ragestudio.net/comty-cdn/627d4b628cf4b82edd0864ff/e90ee040c9531a39397c7af7fb0f3422255beb3115a9c505649faa0edaeb455a"
+]